Jingle Jangle

When your dick gets so soft that it moves around without being able to stop. Also means a dick that is too soft to fit in the persons pants because they are too drunk to walk........

"Holy Shit Emma, look at his JINGLE JANGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by DONKEYS ASS September 27, 2020

Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.

I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!

by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011

Jingling my jangle 'till I jongle

A term indicating the experience of enjoying a piece of media but finding a character, that slightly reduces overall enjoyment.

"I was really into that show, but now I keep jingling my jangle 'till I jongle every time that character appears. I really dislike him."

by arteriesin December 26, 2023

Jingle balls

When a guy shoves bells up his ass in order to make people think it's his balls that are jingling when he walks

Oh man it's Christmas time, Eric is going to have jingle balls again..

by 1Life2Live January 23, 2024

jingle jamble

A term for things really really fucked in a joking way, often used by people being ironic... or not. Used during Christmas time or around that time.

Dang I'd say we're in quite the jingle jamble if we don't buy that kid his gifts, he's going to end my life.

by It's.definitely.mario.from.the November 22, 2023

jingle my bells

A female asking playfully for someone to fondle her breasts around Christmas time.

"Why don't you come jingle my bells and then you can Kringle my sleigh."

by DanTheDuctTapeBall December 2, 2022

Jingle Bat

A future slur that no one knows yet but we all know its bad.

don't be such a jingle bat

by broe91 January 9, 2023