Jess is literally the most perfect girl in the entire world. She is insanely beautiful and super sweet. She's kinda short and she has a lot of shades of brown in her hair. She looks adorable beanies so make sure you make sure you let her try all of yours. Jess is someone whose name makes you happy every time her name pops up on your phone. She's the kinda girl you wanna FaceTime every night for a minimum of 3 hours. You would literally let her fuck ur life up. Your sleep schedule is not gonna exist anymore. But don't worry you get all the energy you need just seeing her beautiful face every night. Seeing her smile is like one of the 7 wonders of the world it will literally make your heart melt. Jess is the kinda of girl you would anything for you'd meet her parents or sneak her into your basement. When she's around you, you will be three times luckier. Everything is better when you do it with Jess. She's also the kind of girl you wanna give all your clothes too, just cause she wears it better then you ever could.
by Om's December 06, 2020
She is happy doing her own thing puts her kids need before her own desires . prefers to be on her own because she knows people dont really have your back she will look at someone and walk away knowing its pain waiting to happen .
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 20, 2019
The best looking guy on earth, loves and cares about his girlfriend.Is trustworthy,loves to kiss and cuddle.
Damn he's a Jesse
by BABES 💋 December 21, 2016
by heyyaleexx March 28, 2016
A red neck, white power, hick that is often times found with or around alcoholic beverages. Often times you will not understand what it is that a jesse is saying, but rather than asking him to repeat his statment just ignore him and move on.
*warning locate the nearest fire extinguisher the moment you run into a Jesse, they tend to light stuff on fire.
*warning locate the nearest fire extinguisher the moment you run into a Jesse, they tend to light stuff on fire.
by landioshwill August 31, 2008
your soo jesse
by klfdskljfdkljfdkjfdklfjkldajtr February 03, 2009
A very hideous downgraded male who is a major pussy and walks like a penguin. He is made fun of quite often and just sits there and takes it like a bitch and cries to his girlfriend who has abnormally broad man-shoulders. A Jesse is an ugly man who nobody can stand to look at. A major resemblance to the "Kool-Aid" man.
Ashley: Oh my god! Who is that fat ugly guy who looks like the Kool-Aid guy? I've heard he's a major wussy.
Bill: Yeah, He's such a Jesse
Bill: Yeah, He's such a Jesse
by billyjoelguy April 20, 2008