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Jessica

Slutty hoe
acts tough like she could fight u but she’s a fucking dwarf and you could stap her like a chipotle burrito
Jessica: bitch call me short
Me: Jessdicka hows it down there
by Aybitches February 18, 2018
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Jessica

Jessica is such a bitch
by Obi_Juan360 June 19, 2017
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Jessica

Jessica is the most dramatic person you'll ever meet, she will verbally abuse you and physically abuse you. Calling your mum, cancer and basically making your life a living hell. After meeting Jessica, you will start to contemplate your life and when you try and snitch on Jessica, she being the manipulate two faced cow she is, will twist the whole story on you. BTW she most likely has genital warts.
"I shagged Jessica last night, again."
by PRs201 July 3, 2017
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Jessica

A girl with big boobies and a huge butt. She's very pale and has black hair. She enjoys odd music such as Marilyn Manson. She's an amazing singer, and usually doesn't have any style. She is obsessed with one thing and it's always on her mind.
Woah, she has huge boobs!

That must be a Jessica!`
by blarrow August 11, 2012
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Jessica

A Jerk. A Bully. This girl is a monster! One of the meanest people you will ever MEET!
Jessica the meanie
by SexyBeast3.14 July 8, 2017
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Jessica

A hideous troll who fucks up others lives for their own enjoyment, fucks her friends ex's, crashes your car, she is a cheater a thief and a liar. If you come across a Jessica, don't trust her, she was sent straight from Trumps ass.
Person 1: Yo, who dat ugly troll lookin' ass?
Person 2: Ah shit man, dat look like Jessica, she a total hoe don't trust it.
by DodgeCharger2012 February 14, 2017
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Jessica

A girl-like creature originated from the planet pandora. She is one of the last descendants of the avatar neytiri. Due to the fact that avatars have constantly been mating with humans, this generation of avatar does not have blue tint of skin and has evolved to our human height. However, freckles are still visible on her face and limited mental abilities are most apparent.

Also, they have not fully evolved yet and therefore walk like a drunk chicken
Jack is so stupid! He did not know how to solve this question. What a Jessica!

Dude, shes looks so creepy! What a Jessica!
by Henry Reynolds is so cool January 21, 2011
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