Jonny Evans

A pure weed joint rolled in an amateurish style.

Do you have papers? I can roll us a Jonny Evans.

by Bruski69 December 19, 2021

Jonny Roberts

When you do something in a video game of great pride, you find this in your pants.

OMG! QUAD HEADSHOT! I JUST DID A JONNY ROBERTS IN MY PANTS!

by IDontWantYouToKnowMyName May 26, 2010

Jonny James

Well known for ending Christian James entire career. He is also taller than him and a better basketball player than him.

“Christian.” “You’re white.” Jonny James expressed.

by Kyle In The Van March 31, 2021

Jonny Peal

1. Go or leave Quickly.
2. Act of running away.

Comes from pealing out (squealing tires) when getting away.

A: Yo dude the cops are coming!
B: Damn bro we better jonny peal!

by Daniel Cameron January 6, 2005

The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019

Jonny Bairstow

When one has a rather large brain fart during a rather large moment in sports.

Numt: Hey Bumt, I think that batsmen just had a major Jonny Bairstow when he left his crease like that!

Bumt: Yes Numt. Yes he did.

by Bumty July 2, 2023