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Jake

Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.
I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!
by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019
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A an amazing person, who has the qualities that every perfect person has. He is smart, outgoing, VERY handsome, funny, super nice, cool, amazingly athletic, an an overall true hero. If you ever meet a Jake, enjoy him and don’t let him go. Jakes are some of the best men you will ever meet.
by Benshoudl March 12, 2018
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a very loveable boy that you can’t get enough of, he’s very handsome, hot, sexy etc and can always make your day. He has a great sense of humour and can make you laugh at anything he says. He can turn anything into a joke and make it funny. He’s the best person you’ll ever meet and he will always have a special place in your heart. He always knows how to treat his girl right.
Brydie: gosh Jake is so amazing..
by Dadoofty March 20, 2018
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Most the time a fake cowboy that wouldn't know how to ride a horse if his life depended on it
Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule
by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018
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by Definitions man January 26, 2020
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Jake is the sexiest guy you will ever meet. Although he is sexy he is so sporty if you challenge him to any sport he will embarrass you
Jake is peng
by Hut26 February 3, 2020
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