niche internet microcelebrity

a person, usually a twitter user, with a relatively small following, though with a few viral posts or “notices”.

1000 followers?? I’m in my niche internet microcelebrity era

by doubledareya April 4, 2022

Internet's Down Syndrome

A temporary condition brought on by the lack of internet connectivity and characterized by irritability, fidgeting, lack of focus, a general feeling of helplessness and occasionally exercise.

Steve: What's up with the glazed look on Meredith's face?

Brad: Well, she likes to start her day reading Perez but we have no connectivity and slipped into an acute case of Internet's Down Syndrome.

by Motorbeard April 24, 2008

Interent

The monthly fee paid to an internet service provider. Or maybe just a mis-spelling of internet.

I'm saving valuable beer money by hacking into my neighbour's connection and not paying for interent.

by Azafata777 March 31, 2009

internet slut

1. A male or female that will cam with anyone. 2. opp. of a webcam hooker. 3. Will show himself or herself naked for no charge

I was able to keep my money last night, because I found an internet slut on yahoo messager!

by RSU January 3, 2006

welcome to the internet

A phrase used in online forums, news pages, social networks, when someone sees some old-as-dirt thing on the internet for the first time and is very excited to share it with everyone else.

ZOMG! Check out this grape stomp video! This lady's stomping grapes and falls and hurts herself! It's freakin' hilarious!

Yeah, welcome to the internet.

by mrgreenjeans January 3, 2009

interesting

(adj) Something which arouses no interest at all.

Used to politely avoid admitting this, which indirectly expresses your indifference.

Yes, your bottle cap collection is interesting.

by Prof. Wetwang August 4, 2004

internet hate machine

An over-dramatic term used by Fox 11 News to describe people that use some imageboard. Known to be "hackers on steroids" that use the word "lulz" ("a corruption of "L O L", which stands for Laugh Out Loud").

"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine!!1" -Fox 11

by Jimbobbowilly January 1, 2009