illegal cooch

When someone watch to order illegal hooch and accidentally orders a prostitute

Aiden *goes to the illegal hooch stand* can i have some illegal cooch

Stand worker *blank stare*

Aiden *blank stare*

Friends of aiden *dies of laughter*

by Tard2005 September 18, 2023

Illegal Caucasian Immigrants

All Caucasian.

Y'all need to go back to India before somebody bitch stomp y'all back.

Study finds all illegal Caucasian immigrants live in Free Palestine and refuse to live in reality.

by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 August 14, 2024

Illegalize

When something is legal and is turn in the opposite.

Why do they legalize rolling paper and blunt but illegalize weed.

by Theteedee June 15, 2021

Illegal penpals

Sticking your fingers in your partner’s vagina and butthole and rub the wall inbetween making your fingers not able to touch

Me: Hey honey wanna do illegal penpals tonight?
Her: No my wall is sore

by Jim H. Piffony January 11, 2024

Illegalism

For when you commit a crime.

Thats illegalism 😦

by KilluaGonKurapikaLeorioKinnie February 23, 2023

Illegalness

when you do something illegal but you want to add ness to it has a nice touch

mostly used term in games if you get Thick´d you should say illegalness but you have to yell it

by Thick´d.com May 2, 2022

illegal curve

Used in reference to a hockey stick. When a penis is so curved that there is no way it is legal to play with it.

Drunk Otto asked if I knew what an illegal curve was. I said “no Otto what is that” he then pulled out his penis and showed me.

by Dman6969 October 24, 2018