by ₳ Ɽ₳₦ĐØ₥ ₳₥Ø₲Ʉ₴ March 8, 2022
Get the spunk IIImug. God 😠
Moses "Um... I... He said..."
God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"
Moses "I'm sorry I..."
God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"
Moses "More important than the slaves?"
God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"
Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"
God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."
Moses 😨 "Are you..."
God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
Exodus III
Moses "Um... I... He said..."
God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"
Moses "I'm sorry I..."
God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"
Moses "More important than the slaves?"
God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"
Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"
God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."
Moses 😨 "Are you..."
God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"
Moses 😨 *Walks off*
Exodus III
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
Get the Exodus IIImug. King phuc III was a lengendary warrior of phuc clan but when he went to war he got told "Fuck Off" and he did. That was the end of that.
by King phuc III's child achooo July 12, 2022
Get the King phuc IIImug. by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Finally Smelled IT, iUi finAlly smeLled iUt, iiI finallY smelleD iT<.7.9.7.6.>mug. A top gamer, mainly known from the game League of Legends.
All the girls want to get in his pants. *wink* Lalna
Married and Loyal to Luke
All the girls want to get in his pants. *wink* Lalna
Married and Loyal to Luke
by Nobelus December 22, 2016
Get the Nobelus The IIImug. A posh British man. His brother is Oliver Piffington. He is a friend of Thomas Johnnington. His obsession with tea is unhealthy and he never orders alcohol at the pub. He bathes in tea. He likes the Beatles. He was likely a mod back in the 60s.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 9, 2025
Get the Reginald Piffington IIImug. 