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spunk III

An extremely fucking annoying person who moans in their sleep. Extremely lonely
spunk III fell asleep again during class, and was moaning
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Exodus III

God 😠

Moses "Um... I... He said..."

God "No, I know what he said! You forgot the COWS! THE COWS, MOSES! I KNEW you'd forget the cows! Me-Damnit!"

Moses "I'm sorry I..."

God "Yeah, I'm doing the thing. Frogs, blood, all of it. The cows were the most important part, Moses!"

Moses "More important than the slaves?"

God "YES! I need those cows Moses!"

Moses "What? Why? You're Elohim! You don't need cows! You made the cows!"

God "No, I- Those are the good cows, Moses. I want THOSE cows though. He needs to give them to me."

Moses 😨 "Are you..."

God "Yeah I'm doing the thing. Go! Go back! Get me those cows! The kids should be dead by now so... Go! Cows! DON'T FORGET!"

Moses 😨 *Walks off*

Exodus III
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
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iii

When you've gone insane
Megan: iii
Connie: Tampon chill
by Bruv imma tampon January 23, 2021
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King phuc III

King phuc III was a lengendary warrior of phuc clan but when he went to war he got told "Fuck Off" and he did. That was the end of that.
King phuc III is here wooooo
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Nobelus The III

A top gamer, mainly known from the game League of Legends.
All the girls want to get in his pants. *wink* Lalna
Married and Loyal to Luke
Would ban Nobelus The III
by Nobelus December 22, 2016
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Reginald Piffington III

A posh British man. His brother is Oliver Piffington. He is a friend of Thomas Johnnington. His obsession with tea is unhealthy and he never orders alcohol at the pub. He bathes in tea. He likes the Beatles. He was likely a mod back in the 60s.
Pip, pip, luv. I am Reginald Piffington III. Welcome to England. Fancy a cuppa?
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 9, 2025
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