A state only known for ground meat, sprint cars and dirt track racing, agriculture, the Hawkeyes, and slipknot
by Nascarfan2007 October 23, 2022
Get the Iowamug. Lenox has some of the most badass highschoolers who like to go out and party, Lenox is pretty boring but one of the best small towns. FBGM
by Yuhh April 8, 2021
Get the Lenox, Iowamug. by Marty in me July 9, 2022
Get the IOWAmug. Malvern, Iowa a shitty small town full of incest families. Where STDs are spread through the air. Where their educating is fake news. And where the drama is always poppin. This town is filled with drug addicts and farmers. They might be putting the food on the table but it’s Guaranteed laced with something. The town where people get hit by trains and where the fair ground is the best place to get fucked! They also have the most expensive food because they are some good town. So go on ahead. Go stop at Malvern,Iowa.
by GwoodInTheHouse! May 26, 2018
Get the Malvern,Iowamug. woodburn, iowa has about 100 people, most of them rednecks. Most of the girs are sluts and the guys will do anything for a beer. Theres no stores only a bar and a church. So everyone can go to church and then go have a beer. Theres a rodeo every summer so if your a cowboy or cowgirl yee haaa
by hottmama21 June 7, 2009
Get the Woodburn, iowamug. Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes
by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022
Get the Iowa Electrolytesmug. Iowa is the place where corn grows taller than your IQ and the only thing flatter than the landscape is the conversation. You ever been to Iowa? You could scream "Yeehaw!" and the cows would just look at you like, "What the hell's wrong with this idiot?"
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
Get the Iowamug.