I am a Twig

Caleb's state of existence

Caleb- I am a twig

by KyDosTikTok May 12, 2019

i am superior

I am better then you in multiple ways. you will NEVER be better then me. You are a pathetic worm compared to me.

Person 1: i am superior
Person 2: omg i sorry ! bwye ;(

by awhhgreyy March 7, 2022

I am Poop

Means that you need friends and your funny

-looks at roblox profile decription- -ses i am poop- This man needs friends.

by anonymous January 11, 2021

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

I am not suicidal

A phrase commonly said before a person exposes or speaks about possibly damaging information, usually related to the government or one of its agencies.

John: "I am not suicidal; I have 100% legitimate proof the CIA assassinated Jeffery Epstein"

The CIA: "Damn, how are we going to take him out now!"

by JohnFortniteKennedy December 27, 2022

i am confussion

When the wierd russian lady thinks you have a big dong then finds out that its small

You said it was but, i am confussion

by heydaddyiwannadie February 5, 2018

I am game

It means "I am ready"

"There's a paintballing war over at Justin's? I am game!"

"We're going out to pick up some chicks? Hell yeah, I am game!"

by NtAt April 26, 2004