Hypocrite

Someone who criticizes others who act a certain way, but in reality do the same shit. (basically all of humanity)

Everyone’s such a hypocrite that says to be themselves, because in the end they’ll judge you for doing that.

by Dwightschruteismydad July 26, 2022

Hypocrite

Someone who deliberately reports your account to have it blocked, then talks shit about something they thought you did (without knowing why you did it) in an online form, while calling any of the bullshit they're saying funny or hilarious.

The hypocrite really needs to tone her mouth down, somebody who ran to their mother throughout their entire childhood doesn't need to be talking shit to anybody else about whining, since people dont change, no matter what changes around them.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Hypocrite

A person who lied about the things they dislike doing but secretly does it as well.

Albert: He said he doesn't me wearing my Rolex watch cause it make me look like a rich brat, but he wears it, too.

Samuel: Wow! What a hypocrite.

by GoFlushYourToilet April 19, 2018

Hypocrite

People that call out people who do things they do.

Jane: Smoking weed is bad.
Bob and Jens: Says the girl who is smoking a joint.
hypocrite

by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

Hypocrite

Someone who tells people to not do things they themselves do. Worse are those who insult people for doing the same things they do.

Gretchen Whitmer going to places un-masked and no distancing while telling everyone they need to. Such a hypocrite

by Skynet07 May 23, 2021

Hypocrite

The kind of person who tries to take control of other people's lives to gain the sense of control they dont have over themself and their own life.

The impulsive guy/girl didnt have any sense of control without the control being an attempt at control over other people and their lives. He/she seemed to think that he/she was the opposite of the hypocrite everybody else was, that he/she was freeing them from hypocrisy, when really he/she was as much of a hypocrite as anybody else.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Hypocrite

A person who says they don't like to do or say something but the do it say it anyway

David That guy's a retard because he looked back at a cop hate that word but he was

Kevin If you hate the word retard why are you saying it

David Because I just did yes I hate that word but he was a retard

Kevin What a hypocrite

by Boogereater69 February 21, 2021