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How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.
guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?
by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024
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How you show your love

Well fuck you for doing it that way bitch I make me the asshole for insulting you.
Hym "No. No. Fuck you. That not how you show your love you ass. It's totally asymmetrical. You're not doing it to this fucking asshole and I'm not doing it to anybody. So no. And I'm not doing Jordan's thing either. You admit I'm the most-specialist uber-mensch and regale me with my accolades and THEN I'll do it. Do it publicly. And insulting your costumers has a niche appeal that this restaurant also does as a novelty act so you can eat a dick you stupid, stupid fuck. And fuck you Cody and Katie. One of you is 1 brown robe away from looking like the most sexually active catholic monk and the other looks like they stole a jewish granny's wig. I'm not going to entirely reconceptualize what you're doing to you don't have to be the asshole here."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2023
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how do you dress yourself in the morning

rhetorical question designed to highlight the subject's idiocy, to the point that it's a marvel they are able to even do basic things like dress themselves
person 1: doesn't chocolate milk come from brown cows?

person 2: how do you dress yourself in the morning?
by personman334 September 11, 2023
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how do you do fellow kids

"how do you do fellow kids" is a term to use when companies or quite literally anything try to be all cool and hip with the youth.
normal & rational person: i hate opera gx's marketing

opera gx: how do you do fellow kids?

wendy's: how do you do fellow kids?

normal & rational person: can you guys stfu
by rk092 January 5, 2024
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this originated on club penguin in the dark realms in fact
August Agent: do you want to pet my puffle
me: how about no you raisen ! how about no you freaking raisen
by plastafierce January 9, 2017
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Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"
Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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how are you

a phrase that a lot of people use to be kind. your response is supposed to be good, great, amazing and so on how about you, even if you don feel that way because the person that says this usually doesn't care about how you actually are.
by Common Sense Bish November 6, 2022
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