Hoodie

Uncircumcised penis.

He rocks his Hoodie.

by DareRick DeVine July 13, 2017

National Get a Hoodie Day

On November 18th you get somewhat of an excuse to get a hoodie. Be it from someone else or just upright buy a hoodie!

Want to get a hoodie from someone you like or have interest in. Or perhaps you just want to have the warmth of another person that you lacked for the last few years of your very cold and lonely existence. Anyways! Now is the time to get a hoodie, go for it! Buy one, borrow one, heck!, steal one! .. don't actually, like don't steal from a store. Unless you want to feel the warm embrace of a cop pinning you down for stealing something, finally the human touch you wanted!!

Mathew: "Hey, if you aren't going to wear it yourself, can I wear your sweater?"

Jeovanni: "Wait, what. Why? There is no reason for you t-."

Mathew: "DUDE, it's National Get A Hoodie Day bro. C'mon."

Jeovanni: "What-? According to what-, no but seriously why-?"

Mathew: "Yo, it's literally ain't that hard. You aren't going to wear it anyways."

Jeovanni: "No, I don't want to-?"

Mathew: "I SWEAR ON G. BRO YOU ALWAYS LIKE THIS, GOT DAMN."

Jeovanni: "Damn, sorry.."

Mathew: "Wait, no, it's fine. You don't have to."

Jeovanni: "Okay.."

Mathew: ".. Damn, really gotta make me feel bad."

by etsuiii November 19, 2019

hoodie

the best article of clothing on the planet. a hooded sweatshirt with a kangaroo pouch. can't have a zipper. a staple for surfers, skaters, and snowboarders around the globe.

it was a little chilly out, so i decided to grab my favotite hoodie just in case

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

Hoosier Tingle

The insertion of Pop Rocks into the woman's vagina after cumming.

Dude, I performed the Hoosier Tingle on Brittany last night.

by Paul Reed November 4, 2008

Hoagie Shack

A Hoagie Shack ,or titty fuck, is the act of placin the wiener in between a females bosom's and thrusting repetedly until an orgasm has occured.

Man I had me a good old Hoagie shack last night.
or,
Man I gave that girl the Hoagie Shack.

by Pookie311 May 26, 2008

Pieter Van Den Hoogenband

Definition: The Best Name In The Universe, Period!

Background: Netherlands Olympic Swimmer

The winner of the 100m backstroke, Pieter Van Den Hoogenband.

by Alec Featherstone August 16, 2004

Hoagie hood

A hoagie hood is a very large nose.

A nose so big if it rains when you are eating a hoagie the hoagie will not get wet.

That girl looked good from behind but when she turned around her hoagie hood poked me in the eye.

by samantha godless November 9, 2009