handshake homosexuals

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.

"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."

by Steve Goozecoch October 14, 2007

homosexualist

Gay or queer. As popularized by Daffyd from Little Britain

Daffyd is a homosexualist and a gayer.

by jesus January 13, 2004

hobosexual

a person that exclusively dates only the homeless

yeah, he finally came out of the closest and is embracing his hobosexuallity

by LBONUDL January 22, 2011

homosensuality

When two gay males are in love with each other. Limited to clothed or shirtless fondling.

Awwwww, look at those two guys kissing each other...I never would have guessed that either of them were gay beforehand

by Tony S. May 14, 2004

homosexuality

Just fucking gay

You have the big homosexuality

by YA-YEET-MA-DUDE September 2, 2018

Homosexual

A person who enjoys sexual intercourse with their home.

I'm homosexual!
No you aren't you have a girlfriend!
Yes, and her name is housem

by Daisydeboss July 5, 2017

Homosexuality

Gay

Homosexuality is gay

by Thewordoftheinternet99 August 10, 2018