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Hastings

Hastings was founded in 1968. In fiscal 1995, it began implementing their information system and opened a new corporate headquarters and a 100,000 square foot distribution center, all in Amarillo, Texas. Today Hastings is a leading multimedia entertainment retailer combining the sale of books, music, software, periodicals, new and used DVDs, videos and video games with the rental of videos, DVDs and video games in a superstore format. They currently operate approximately 150 superstores averaging approximately 20,000 square feet, primarily in small to medium-sized markets in 20 states.
Many people frequent Hastings, many of whom are people that shouldn't be let loose into society.
Wow, our toilet's broke but lets go to Hastings and rent a movie.
by Lou Phillips January 2, 2006
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hitting the sauce

(N.B. not to be confused with a sauce hitter, a noun and related term

verb: being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline, without knowing much about said discipline.
boy : Is barium chloride edible?

mother: Victor how dare you talk such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please stop hitting the sauce, all right? And if you're going to continue in the same vein in our relationship itself will start to hit the fan; I won't stand for it to have a sauce hitter in my house.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
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Sam Hastings

In cooking, to overuse garlic or undercook potatos.
by Captain Scotch Egg January 15, 2010
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reed hastings

The worst business blunder that can made at any given moment which always results in the immediate loss of an important contract.
Our business relationship with the county school board was excellent until Gary pulled a reed hastings and got caught downloading over 60 giga-bites of gay midget kiddie porn on the school nurses computers.
by OXXO and XOOX November 5, 2011
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Blocking the Hastings

This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.
Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.
by RobJeremy May 19, 2016
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switch hitting

When a man and a woman and another man all have sex at the same time. Woman on bottom, then man 1 penetrates her, then man 2 penetrates him. Think of it as an open faced man-sandwich.
"Daryl and his girlfriend, and their bi-curious man friend Curtis, were switch hitting last night."
by Mikey Mike McD January 11, 2006
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Hastings

staring inappropriatly for a long period of time at the breasts of a woman during conversation.
"Dude, I totally got caught Hastings that chic"
by the hastings October 16, 2008
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