1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017
mugGet the humpbacked crippled hedgehogmug.

Dumbass Idiot Hedgehog

How a fat angry eggshaped man describes the blue blur himself
"I'll get that Dumbass Idiot Hedgehog next time" - Baldy Mcnosehair
by Skootnix August 11, 2022
mugGet the Dumbass Idiot Hedgehogmug.

cucking hedgehogs

typically when a woman or man sikes out the other person, when in a emotional, excited state
so were getting wendys tonight, right?
no were getting tacobell
why do you have to be cucking hedgehogs
by amongus man January 12, 2022
mugGet the cucking hedgehogsmug.

Sonic the Hedgehog

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022
mugGet the Sonic the Hedgehogmug.

Hedgehog Tunnel

The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog
I fucked Tina last night, she had mad Hedgehog Tunnel though.
by Hedgehog Tunnel Man June 1, 2024
mugGet the Hedgehog Tunnelmug.

Sanic the hedgehog

He fast u slow because U SUCK
The is so fast like sanic the hedgehog
by Rangercito July 22, 2022
mugGet the Sanic the hedgehogmug.

golden hedgehog

A golden hedgehog is when you're a C-level executive and you do something incredibly stupid like sleeping with a direct report and you get fired and you don't get a golden parachute, you get NOTHING...also known as a Golden Hedgehog
Dude did you hear about James Dickwad III. He just got fired for sleeping with Lisa! I hope he doesn't get a golden parachute. Naw that dumbass walks away with nothing. A golden hedgehog.
by Tokenship March 12, 2024
mugGet the golden hedgehogmug.

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