by legzztheblond July 12, 2006
Legit the most smartest and athletic person ever.
except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.
except her spelling is legit equal to a child in year 3 or lower.
by John john-Smith Smith August 31, 2020
The act of which a woman eats vaseline then gives a large native man a blow job so that the penis can go down her throat will no hassle, however the woman usually chokes,
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
so the second step of a "heather" is giving the heimlic manuever so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex using the left over vaseline as lube. Carefully, the large native man removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor then he sticks more vaseline in her mouth and he sticks his penis back into her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the "heather" will not be accomplished.
Big Hope : Hey Mighty Eagle, What did you do last night?
Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!
Big Hope : Was she any good?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....
Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!
Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?
Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
Mighty Eagle : I had crazy, nimpho sex with that spanish chick!
Big Hope : Was she any good?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah, she was really good. We tryed this new move called the "Heather".....
Big Hope : Oh I heard of that one, was it fun?
Mighty Eagle : Yeah I totally heathered her then later I shat on her face!
Big Hope : Nice! Wanna go eat some bannock?
Mighty Eagle : Yes sir! I love bannock!
by Michelle Pussythrusts November 30, 2007
When someone sends a very emotional massive amount or "wall" of text to you via AIM, text, or any other form of typed or written communication
by Matty Matt Matty January 09, 2009
by Mister XXX February 26, 2004
heather=whore
A female who is Christian on the outside, but then blows off her friends to go to parties and get wasted and fucked
A female who is Christian on the outside, but then blows off her friends to go to parties and get wasted and fucked
That girl played innocent and said she wanted to be my friend, then she blew me off for some party where she got drunk and fucked as many guys as she could; What a heather.
by The general public that knows a heather November 20, 2006