Emerald City Handshake

the act of group unified masturbation to pictures of strapping athletes

"hey what did you guys do after the game?"

"went back to Claivons for an Emerald City Handshake"

by the beer bear July 9, 2014

handshake

a casual fuck.

"Honey, don't be mad! It was just a handshake!"

by me May 31, 2004

new daddy handshake

The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.

Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.

by dmonet November 27, 2007

Las Vegas Handshake

Introducing yourself to a female by copping a quick feel.

Kurt met some lovely ladies at the pool and introduced himself with a Las Vegas handshake.

by Mr. Buckeye Bean September 23, 2010

Leominster Handshake

The act of two men purchasing forties at the Wyman's on Pleasant St. and then walking to the back of the building to blow eachother.

Juan and Pepe ran out of blunts so they decided to end the night with a Leominster handshake.

by Leomon Party October 23, 2014

Lexi Handshake

When someone takes their hands and places them under the buttox of their partner and jiggles them up and down in a rhythmic motion saying "tweedle deedle doo"

Last night by lover gave me a Lexi Handshake next to the bananas in the super market.

by Connerics February 13, 2010

gothenburg handshake

A greeting where a man's genitals are grabbed and shaken by another man, regardless of consent. The term was coined in the song "Gothenburg Handshake" by The Pains of Being Pure At Heart.

"He shook way more than my hand...he pulled a Gothenburg Handshake on me and now my balls feel awkward and molested..."

by CaptainofIndustry January 1, 2012