Basketball Handles

when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg

Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*

by Addi is a Baddie45 December 8, 2022

Dirty Handler

When a man or woman attempts to touch someone sexually while that person is taking a shit or pissing.

Stop trying to give me a Dirty Handler. Get away from my toilet!

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022

Dirty Handler

When a man or woman attempts to touch someone sexually while the person is taking a shit or pissing.

Stop trying to give me a Dirty Handler. Get away from my toilet!

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022

Turd Handler

Another name for a Dirty Handler (someone who touches you sexually while you're shitting or peeing)

Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!

Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.

by RubyGazelle December 12, 2022

Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating

I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters

by Weirdo#666 March 9, 2023

Grabby Handerson

Someone who can’t keep their hands to themselves. They are constantly touching and feeling on someone else.

It was like he had 10 pairs of hands, he was all grabby handerson.

by Otis Spunkmiester July 4, 2023

Hurricane Handles

The handlebars secured to the walls of public bathrooms, usually near the toilets. They're meant for ease of access for people with mobility concerns, but double as bars to brace yourself with when The Big One hurricanes out of you.

After eating from a sketchy halal food cart, John gripped the hurricane handles so tightly that he bent them.

by Your chicanery buddy August 2, 2023