Hamster van

Van that looks like a hamster, pretty much self-titled

"That van looks just like a hamster!" "Yeah dude, that's a hamster van

by ZACH MASTER OF MEB! March 20, 2007

hamster dance

It's just like safe deposit, except with any live or formerly live rodent. Doing this may cause you're bitch to dance.

That bitch was dancing all night, must have had some hamster dancing.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

Hamster Fucker

An insane, disgusting, vulgar, sick, mentally disturbed, lowlife so called "Human Being" would be crazy enough to do such a thing.

I'm SOOOO DESPERATE!!!! I need somthing to fuck with....!!!! I will just fuck with anyhting that i see first. (Hamster Appears).....What Next?

by Hamster Freedom Fighter February 8, 2004

hamster pine

when your hair is messed up and loooks like a combination of a hamster & a porcupine

Ivan, what you do to ur hair that made it look like hamster pine?

Perlaza, you'll scare the girls away if ur hair keeps hamster pinin' !!!

by orlatta January 8, 2006

Hamster Porn

Hamsters doing sexual acts in different positions. While doing this they have their owners film them.

Madi makes hamster porn for a living because it helps her relief her self. Love you madi😝

by Spider lashes for life June 12, 2022

hamster blumpkin

A hamster blumpkin means blowing a hamster while it's taking a crap.

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"What's that brown pellet on your chin?" asked Ryan.

"I was giving Hammie a hamster blumpkin," said Sarah.

"Cool," said Ryan, "can I have one too?"

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by scodder August 8, 2010

hamster-tech

-Another name for the infamous V-tec engine in many Hondas.
-Hamster-tech is used to show the generally weak output given off by the V-tec engine, mainly in Honda Civics.
-The V-tec engine is over-rated, and linked to having the power output equivallent to a few hamsters or other small rodents.

"Nice Honda Civic, how many hamsters do u have powering your 'hamster-tech' engine?"

by razorx October 18, 2003