Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.
by VioletThePurple February 25, 2023
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guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.
I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....
by southernlady83 June 26, 2018
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One eyed guinea pig

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)
by DKRemedy February 13, 2021
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Guinea Pig Week

A rough week, similar in usage to “Going through it” or “It’s been a week”.
“Hey, how’s your week been?” “I’ve had a guinea pig week, man”
by Lampollo February 01, 2025
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