Pulling a Gordon

It means to not have sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time interspersed with an incredible amount of masturbation.

Tod: What's been up with john? He seems down.

Jake: Oh, he's been Pulling a Gordon for the past few months...

Tod: Ouch... that's sad.

by BetterthanGordon July 17, 2011

Fischer Gordon

Big gay and burly Cuban man. Can be observed running around wildly with a shovel every afternoon. Genuinely hates feminists and will obliterate any that he comes across. Gets angry very easily. "Agh I’m so mad."

Guy: hey Fischer Gordon do you wanna study?
Fischer: ah I’m so mad !!!

by Rball March 18, 2018

Gordon Moakes

Born 22 June 1976.The bassist/multi-instrumentalist for the London-based indie rock group Bloc Party.Moakes is noted for his calm and collective persona.On and off stage.Moakes is a proud new father of one.Gordon was the third member to join the Bloc.Despite his cool persona Moakes can be quite energetic throwing his bass into the second drum kit for the song 'Sunday' when they decided not to play it at the Pompano Beach gig in May 2007 (which I attended).Gordon Moakes also plays the glockenspiel for songs like 'Signs', 'Waiting for the 7:18', and 'Talons'.Gordon often wears black Adidas sneakers/trainers.Gordon's common nick name is Gordy.

Bloc Party is buisiness!

I know! Did you see Gordon bash his bass into the drum-kit?!

Dude...its Gordon Moakes...

by A Bloc fan from Miami,Fl July 14, 2009

Archie Gordon

A person that is really short and hides kids in a basement

Yesterday I did a Archie Gordon

by DeffoNotJamal69 October 14, 2019

jeff gordon

gay queer The first openly gay professional driver.

Did you see Jeff Gordon on The Advocate?

by Anti-Garage April 23, 2005

gordon keeble

big lump of a car made in the 70's.

"Nice car, what is it?"
"It's a gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003

Gordon's brown

Any faeces or flatulance resulting in a foul, putrid smell giving one a mental image of the UK's prime minister.

a: Oh my god! I just did a Gordon's Brown, can you smell it!
b: Yeah that thing practically knocked me out!

by Alex Taylor April 5, 2008