Google 

A monopolist company that probably will not even let you see this post. Strongly tempting to take over the world and control what you should think based off of what they believe is appropriate.

Google is the Satan of the internet.
Google has communist values.
Google sucks

Google by Craziegirl June 17, 2020

Google 

Search engine

Type what your looking for into the google bar

Google by TheRealFlorenceNightengale November 17, 2020

Google 

Search for information about (someone or something) on the internet using the search engine Google.
(Did not steal this from google defs)

"on Sunday she googled an ex-boyfriend"

Google by OwONOTFURRY45 November 22, 2020

Google 

Six colored letters that are somehow so fucking close to world domination

(Fun fact, Google is owned by EIGHT red letters who call themselves Alphabet)

Tommy: Google is the best search engine for searching up anal porn!

Google by WHY ARE THERE NO PSEUDONYMS RE November 23, 2020

Google 

The best and most amazing company in the world!

If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.

Google by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020

Google 

the answer to all your questions

Google is the best!
bro can u google that, please?

Google by The defenitor January 26, 2021

Google 

The greatest search engine ever created

Every time someone changes their default search engine to Google, Josh Hawley whines like a little bitch.

Google by TheWorldOfWayne March 16, 2021