google

The term for a Grouping of Nerds. ie. Flock is to Seagulls as Google is to Nerds

A google of nerds just checked in to the Doctor Who convention dressed in full cos-play.

by mymarwit May 6, 2013

Googled

When a man ejaculates into both eyes of a woman/ sex partner and then uses his sperm to make a "G" on the side of the sex partners head causing the sex partners head appear to say "google: using the cheek bone, face and ear to finish the word

I googled that bitches face

by /shortys April 3, 2009

google

The first of a long series of search engine/internet database names that have become verbs. No one in the past told anyone else to go "encyclopedia" something, yet the google phenomenon has been applied to Facebook, Wikipedia, and various other databases. Someday, every means of finding out information will have its own verb, derived from the search engine or database used to look it up (except for Yahoo, that would just sound ridiculous).

Also makes one wonder what would happen if there were a major search engine called "Buttfuck." ("Buttfuck it."/"Buttfuck him."/"Buttfuck Tom Cruise"./"I Buttfucked you yesterday and a picture of a naked clown blowing a horse came up.")

Gertrude: "What's concurrent majoritarianism?"
Bill: "Don't ask me, bitch, fucking google it."

Other forms:

"That douchebag Greg Facebooked me yesterday."

Phil: "Who was that fucking guy from the 2nd Batman movie?"
Ralph: "I don't know, IMDB that shit."

Ted: "What exactly IS a rusty trombone anyway?"
Johnny: "Fuck if I know, Urban Dictionary it."

by Manthan July 27, 2008

google

adj. A total nerd with far too much knowledge in one useless area

That guy is such a google, he can speak Klingon.

by mike April 24, 2005

google

A search engine that has no idea of the definition of the word "privacy".

Dude 1: "Hey, isn't Google great?"
Dude 2: "If you want a digital stalker, yeah..."

by SomeDefinitionGuy February 21, 2014

Googles

IT or geek unit of measure. Similar to league or fathom. The number of Google pages down you need to find a particular result.

"I went looking for info on the ORIGINAL Clash of the Titans, man, that thing was 40 Googles deep!"

"I've been to the bowels of the interwebs...200 Googles down!"

by USMCStitch October 7, 2011

google

something loony, skeptical; way bogus

After you did that, I thought you were way google.

by Yimmy Morrows March 21, 2007