the girl you kinda see or date but never commit to. She prepares you to move on and actually commit to the next girl.
"I was just the practice girlfriend, he left me and now is happy with his new girlfriend, they have a loving committed relationship, something he couldn't offer me..."
by angiekalamazoo December 16, 2012
A male usually named Caleb that banks on his girlfriend's poor decision making capabilities causing her to spend the money she stole from her ex-husband for basic personal necessities such as teeth, repairing 300 dollar truck, contacts or other such needs one usually pays for themselves. Also see turd or worthless human being.
Have you seen Caleb he's such a girlfriend leech. Requires his girlfriend to pay for everything. He's a turd!
by Dipshit 468 February 05, 2022
1) A long distance relationship that began online, sometimes through a dating site, sometimes through meeting elsewhere. Generally, these couples nurture their romantic feelings through Skype and phone calls. They rarely get to see one another, and might date for years before meeting. Sometimes, one partner has to pretty much sacrifice everything (job, family, etc.) to move to be with his lover. These relationships rarely work out.
2) A girl you see on the side online when you're in a real life relationship. It usually starts out as an innocent friendship, with the girl serving as someone to vent to about problems with your actual girlfriend. However, it almost always turns into cheating. Most time spent with an online girlfriend will consist of talking about how much better she is than your actual girlfriend, having her help you cum, and having her trade pics with you.
3) A fictitious creature and the original definition of the word. Because it's so hard to prove otherwise, a single guy may lie and say that he's dating a girl online with whom he's simple friends or whose pics he possesses. It's a self esteem booster...until he's caught.
2) A girl you see on the side online when you're in a real life relationship. It usually starts out as an innocent friendship, with the girl serving as someone to vent to about problems with your actual girlfriend. However, it almost always turns into cheating. Most time spent with an online girlfriend will consist of talking about how much better she is than your actual girlfriend, having her help you cum, and having her trade pics with you.
3) A fictitious creature and the original definition of the word. Because it's so hard to prove otherwise, a single guy may lie and say that he's dating a girl online with whom he's simple friends or whose pics he possesses. It's a self esteem booster...until he's caught.
1) Sarah was Aaron's online girlfriend. They dated for 2 years and talked on Skype every night, but they online see one another 3 times. They eventually broke up because neither was willing to move across the country.
2) Brittany was Michael's online girlfriend. He wasn't happy in his relationship with Amanda, so he would masturbate while Brittany showed him her tits.
3) Tim was having trouble with women. When he was at the bar with some guys, he didn't want to seem like a loser, so he lied and talked about his "internet girlfriend" Jessica. He showed these guys pics he pulled off of her Instagram.
2) Brittany was Michael's online girlfriend. He wasn't happy in his relationship with Amanda, so he would masturbate while Brittany showed him her tits.
3) Tim was having trouble with women. When he was at the bar with some guys, he didn't want to seem like a loser, so he lied and talked about his "internet girlfriend" Jessica. He showed these guys pics he pulled off of her Instagram.
by Tucker_Twat July 06, 2014
by raadlaad34 April 16, 2017
An ex-girlfriend who you still text, inadvertently (or advertently) making your current girlfriend jealous.
by Joeyroguen December 31, 2008
The button on the controller of an xbox or PS2 you have to press to pause the game when your girlfriend wants to talk.
by xbox_gamer December 29, 2006
Phil says hes dated two girls. both deny the claims strongly. So theres no solid evidence Phil's Girlfriend exists but Phil is working on something more non binary that won't quite the nerves
::uhh huh huh somebody said phil and the nerves::
::crowd cheers:: ::hope he ends it::
::uhh huh huh somebody said phil and the nerves::
::crowd cheers:: ::hope he ends it::
by BoyScoutsOfAmerica July 25, 2022