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George W. Bush

The man who would be known as the worst president every but, more importantly is no longer the president
Dude: "God I hate George W. Bush! He's soooooo Stupid!!!"
Me: "Shut the hell up, we established this while he was in office, you might as well continue to harass Bill Clinton for getting head!"
by Homgen4 January 30, 2009
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George W. Bush

The worst thing to happen to America since the outbreak of AIDS.
Do not vote for George W. Bush!
by BigLJ March 24, 2007
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George W. Bush

verb.
to refuse to pull out, especially during sex. This word is a reference to president George W. Bush's unwillingness to pull out of the War on Iraq.
Brady:So how was the sex with that fine bitch last night?
DeVane:Well, it was good for me, but she said I might as well call it quits for the night, but i said hell no, and I George W. Bushed that bitch!
Brady: Damn, if I ever see a pussy in real life, maybe I'll be able to do try that!
by Brad Les July 31, 2008
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George

George is the best person imaginable. He will first become your friend and then your best friend and then you will fall in love with him. You get so close to being together and then you will push him away because you don't want to ruin the incredible friendship you share, but then one day it will hit you that you're actually in love with him and you cant survive another day in your life without him. Once going out with a George you will never have an unhappy day if it's spent with or talking to him. He will treat you like a princess and will make you feel so comfortable and amazing that you become dependant on him and you miss him every second you're not with him. You will make plans for the future and spend days laughing hysterically together, being completely in love with each other. He will phone you up if you're feeling sad and just one hug from a George can make any sadness float away in seconds. A George has an amazing tummy, amazing. if you're lucky enough to sleep over with him look out for the morning where you will see the best combination of bed hair and morning voice imaginable. You will trust him with your life because you know that nothing you tell him will go anywhere else if you don't want it to. Your relationship with him won't be perfect, but Never pass up the opportunity to be with a George, unless you want to miss out on the best relationship you could ever imagine in your whole life. If you get a George, keep hold of him, tightly. You won't regret it
'Your relationship with George is perfect, i'm so jealous'
by KT24KT June 23, 2013
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george w. bush

The biggest waste of human flesh known to mankind. If you don't agree then you are an even bigger waste of human flesh.
george w. bush doesn't even deserve to have his name capitalized, he is a pure waste.
by Faye Roller April 22, 2008
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George

He is that bloke Memeulous.
George is a sket.
by WannabeJoeWeller53 June 10, 2018
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George Washington

First President of the United States of America. Led the Continental Army to victory over the British and all those damn mercenaries they hired. Also known as the 'Dollar bill guy'.

George Washington never did chop down a cherry tree, and this rumor was believed to be started by some school teacher with the knowledge of Mr. Garrison. He did, however, sleep everywhere, and it is unlikely that he just slept, since the chicks were getting a little bored with 'bundling'.
Boy: Hello?

Geo. Washington: Yeah? Whadda' you want?

Boy: Are you Mr. Washington? George Washington?

Geo. Washington: Is this another one of you damn kids looking for a meal ticket?

Boy: But my mom says....

Geo. Washington: Look kid... I get a lot of this. The phone's ringing day and night, which is creepy since we've got another 100 years before its invention. But never mind that. Who's your mother, anyway?

Boy: Betsy Churchbottomfeeder.

Geo. Washington: Okay! I did spend the night at her house, but slept alone. Tell your mother to call an attorney. She ain't gettin' shit.

Boy: Oh, woe is me! A bastard once again! Boo-hoo, boo-hoo.

Geo. Washington: Lemme give you Jefferson's number. He falls for this shit all the time.

Boy: Thanks, bro!
by Glastonbury Dex August 5, 2007
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