mrs gordon

when a man sees a woman breast feeding her baby and he knocks the baby out of the way in order to suckle that warm breast milk for himself. This process only lasts about 5 seconds.

Dude yesterday I pulled a mrs gordon on a hot chick in the park

by GZILLA April 21, 2007

jeff gordon

Least-liked NASCAR driver. Liberal Californian Chevy driver.

Usage: "What's the difference between Jeff Gordon and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

by Most April 25, 2006

Flash Gordon

(v) When a male's penis is in a female's anus during doggy-style sex the male applies a Tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female's anus to constrict tightly around the penis.

Dude, I totally Flash Gordon'd this chick last night. She clenched down so hard it neary cut my dick off in her ass!

by SSully October 17, 2007

jeff gordon

a faggot liberal nascar driver from ... guess

thats right, cali...

is the most annoying driver in all auto racing and doesnt deserve to win the 2005 daytona 500

jeff gordon sucks alot of dick

by jeff gordon = fag May 13, 2005

Gordon Moakes

Born 22 June 1976.The bassist/multi-instrumentalist for the London-based indie rock group Bloc Party.Moakes is noted for his calm and collective persona.On and off stage.Moakes is a proud new father of one.Gordon was the third member to join the Bloc.Despite his cool persona Moakes can be quite energetic throwing his bass into the second drum kit for the song 'Sunday' when they decided not to play it at the Pompano Beach gig in May 2007 (which I attended).Gordon Moakes also plays the glockenspiel for songs like 'Signs', 'Waiting for the 7:18', and 'Talons'.Gordon often wears black Adidas sneakers/trainers.Gordon's common nick name is Gordy.

Bloc Party is buisiness!

I know! Did you see Gordon bash his bass into the drum-kit?!

Dude...its Gordon Moakes...

by A Bloc fan from Miami,Fl July 14, 2009

Gordon

Gordon is one of the best hall monitors at Harbord Collegiate Institute. He is super friendly and gets along with everyone.

Student:Today Gordon helped me carry my bio project up the stairs.
He so nice, isn't he?
Other Student: Damn Right He Is!!!!!!!!!!!

by CockSucker6996 April 11, 2019

Fischer Gordon

Big gay and burly Cuban man. Can be observed running around wildly with a shovel every afternoon. Genuinely hates feminists and will obliterate any that he comes across. Gets angry very easily. "Agh I’m so mad."

Guy: hey Fischer Gordon do you wanna study?
Fischer: ah I’m so mad !!!

by Rball March 18, 2018