geezelle

The female version of "Geezer"

Hey geezers and geezelles

by Jamesffs May 6, 2008

Geeze

Pronounciation: gíz

A word synonymous with failure, dissapointment, annoyance and frustration. It can also be used to describe an individual who frequents seedy nightclubs and similar establishments alone for the specific purpose of picking up members of the opposite sex much younger than themselves. The word can be used in several formats, such as 'being a geeze', 'pulling a geeze' or 'geezing'.

Holly decided to visit the library but was soon removed from the premises for geezing everyone present.

Kieran was a nice guy but sometimes he would turn into such a geeze.

Stuart hoped he had done well in his final exams but unfortunately pulled a geeze.

Sam knew it wasn't the right thing to do but he just loved going to the Spearmint Rhino to pick up those teenagers.

Joe tried his best to work in the frankly terrible conditions but it was too much of a geeze.

by EMOSOME September 8, 2016

gender ninja

a person who's gender is indecipherable

Person 1: Is that a dude or a chick?

Person 2: I dunno. I haven't seen a gender ninja like that since the days of Hansen.

by sudo_nim March 30, 2009

Genderfluid

Bein genderfluid means that your gender typically changes between feminine, masculine, neither, and both. For some people emotions or certain periods of time change their gender. Others, it switches on its own.

My friend is genderfluid and prefers the pronouns they/them

by Anderderp The Iguana May 11, 2018

Gender Dysphoria

Being unhappy with your gender, it's a spectrum, so not everyone experiences it the same way. Some get depressed and suffer because gender isn't something you can just ignore forever, and some may not.

Charles:"Man... Gender Dysphoria sucks ass to deal with..."

Ted:"True, but just remember you're valid, queen."

by Lunazia (you're valid!) March 1, 2021

Geezer

An English bloke with a shaved head that wears jeans and shirts all day everyday. Has a good old piss up down the local pub, has a kebab or curry, then goes home. Works in manual labour job, builder, scaffolding, plumber and is generally a good bloke, as long as you support his football team.

Geezer 1: wanna go down pub?

Geezer 2: no mate gonna go down the chippy first.

Geezer 1: fuckin sorted mate.

by Shrike93 June 14, 2010

The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.

Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 30, 2010