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fat ex girlfriend

The big fat Dyke thats calls herself thick but it's just fat & that's she can beat ur ass just because of her weight says she's 160 but we all know the truth, she's also the crazy ex that's won't get over you or out of your life. Basically the worst possible person you could know.
My fat ex girlfriend keeps hitting me up
by Bhadbb May 4, 2018
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12th October give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day

Give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day. Show your love even if your young 💞
Guy 1: omg it’s 12th October

Guy 2: it’s national give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day

Guy 1: I’m gonna give her a hug

12th October give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day
by Dr.deffonition October 5, 2021
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a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:

long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
by Ryan⠀Gosling August 4, 2023
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Gurlfrand

a non homo/awkward way used for girls who call their gurlfrands. basically, a good friend thats a girl.
"I am going to hang out with my gurlfrand(s)."
by QueenLaDookie August 20, 2011
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Army Girlfriend

She chooses a life most wouldn't be strong enough for. Makes a million sacrifices for her soldier, and the Army Life yet wouldn't have it any other way. She waits out long, sleepless nights alone and experiences worry and fear. She also experiences incredible pride in her soldier and a true Army Girlfriend will wait faithfully for him to return from the war. She is the most supportive, loving, strongest woman on the earth.
"No one is stronger than an Army Girlfriend."
by proudarmygf February 9, 2012
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girlfriend tax

The amount of fries taken by your female significant other, after you've already asked her if she was hungry but she insisted she didn't want anything.
Boyfriend: "Babe, stop eating my fries, you said you didn't want any!"
Girlfriend: "Girlfriend tax; I'm not going to eat all of it!"
by itsonlyaword May 1, 2016
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