Pork grunts

After eating large quantities of smoked pork then frantically running into a friends bathroom to ruin it from a complete asshole explosion covering walls, sinks, and toiletries with liquid shit. (SL 2018)

Holy fuck, Jared! Your pork chops gave me the god damn pork grunts. I just sprayed shit from my ass all over the bathroom walls. FUCK!

by SLLS August 19, 2018

Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018

Gaston grunt

Creating a hinderance for an opposing tennis player in a match by imitating the mating call of the African water buffalo when striking the ball.

I can’t concentrate with that Gaston grunt during this tennis match.

by Chickasaw Caper August 2, 2024

FemBling Grunt

Fembling grunt is the female version of bling grunt. Bling grunt was created by a Twitter user I know their @ but not sure if they want it on here. And fembling grunt was created by a different twitter user I also know their @ but I'm uncertain if they want it on here.

Fembling grunt has a cool purple sweater

by I am at your mom's house lol November 8, 2021

Poo grunt

Poo grunt is another word for a fart. As though a piece of crap is a beast in your bowels that grunts (farts) like a pig

"What stinks?", " that dirty bastard did a poo grunt"

by Ean. Nk. Holahan July 30, 2016

Grunt fold

The area of skin between your scrotum and your anus.

''Oh no, James... I wiped some shit on my grunt fold'

by The Jizz Crusader March 22, 2016

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014