Green

Most men like James Brown like their mums, most men like Jim Greens like their mums in the shower.
It's quite likely that if you've ever been to an Ed Sheeran concert that aside from being a closeted velvet handbag carrying homosexual, you saw a Jim Green there, strumming away on his own abnormally long pubic hairs.

All Greens drink organic Kambucha and fuck their own sisters.

Oi John come over here and check out these organic mung bean burgers, it looks like someone Green'd them while. Galway Girl was playing on the radio

by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY March 4, 2021

Green

A person that isn't cool.

John: Did you know that Johnny is green?

James: No, I had no idea, but it makes sense.

by Ecoblaster99 January 18, 2021

Green

A colour

STOP PAINTING THE WALL GREEN ITS NOT YOUR WALL ITS JALAPEÑO’S !!!!

by Shoyo_hinata_is.cool herself February 3, 2021

Green

A word commonly used in Southern Florida. Green is used when someone is being stingy with something.

Also used when someone does something you don’t like to you or a particular person.

“Let me get some chips.” “No.” “Bruh you green asf.”

“Aye I just smacked jit in the head and ran away” “damn boy you green asf.”

by ThePeoplesHealer March 18, 2021

Green

A person who always makes you laugh, the person that you relate to the most. The person that can always make you smile when you’re at your worst...

Them: “Hey what am I too you?”
Me: “my green...”

by adoringsvy April 17, 2021

Green

The color of people’s poop when they eat green jelly

1: Where’s my Jello?
2:My shit is green.
1: That’s very s u s
3: overused meme lol
1 and 2: will u shut up

by MinecraftRulesDotCom April 28, 2021

Green

the color Ryan can’t see.

Hey can you see GREEN??
no.
too bad

by Buttsnifferr June 1, 2021