Fireman’s Gift

n. A big, fat, long hose packed tightly in a red Speedo.

I was suntanning in my bikini at the beach and it had been so long that my lady garden was on fire, so I called over the lifeguard and to my surprise I was greeted with a fireman’s gift.

by Word Doctor 1 October 29, 2021

gift rat

Someone who claims credit for another person's deeds.

When your mom buys you a present for christmas and the card says "from: mom and dad". Your dad is the gift rat

When a successful operation is done and the patient thanks god before thanking the surgeon. In that case, god is the gift rat.

by atheneum November 2, 2013

paper gifts

"Paper gifts" are gifts of money (check or cash) or gift cards. Paper gifts are appropriate when the gift receiver does not want an actual present or particular item.

Paper gifts are common for weddings where the bride and groom do not have a lot of space in their new home for bulky gifts.

by BlackCat2014 March 3, 2014

throat gift

A simple but not abrupt way to ask a female for oral sex.

I had day at work, I sure can you a throat gift.

by skillcraft9211 October 9, 2014

robo-gifting

The act of buying large quantities of a usually cheap item to give as unwanted gifts to weary relatives and friends. A robo-gifter also has to keep a spreadsheet or ledger of what gifts they have given and to whom so they don't give the same gift to the same person on different occasions.

I know that I am a victim of robo-gifting, because half of the people that Clara knows got a bottle of hand sanitizer for Christmas, including me!

by draino July 25, 2012

Gift Narc

A person who tells the recipient of a gift what the gift is before the person actually receives it.

During the Christmas Holiday, the wife called her husbands place of employment looking for him. Despite knowing he had stepped out to buy his wife something at Tiffany's, the phone receptionist answered, "He's at Tiffanys shopping."
To which the wife responded, "He's going to but me something at Tiffanys!!!" A co-worker called the phone receptionist a "gift narc" for ruining the holiday surprise.

by bonafied cracker December 30, 2011

gift poo

When you take a shit while your significant other is in the bathroom and run

I called my girlfriend in the bathroom and left, leaving her a gift poo.

by Koi292229 October 24, 2015