freezer walk

The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold

"My body went from 98.6 degrees to feeling like -5 after that freezer walk I just did"

by Jhenkel1104 January 3, 2015

freezer pops

Taking a frozen freezer pop or ice pop and putting inside your lady friend while having intercourse.

After Bob put some freezer pops inside his girlfriend, he could feel his penis get freezing cold...

by That guy who loves to love... January 12, 2016

Freeport Ohio

Freeport Ohio a small rural town with over 85% of the population being Amish this is a boring town.there are to places to go out to eat a small restaurant and the gas station.The main entertainment of this town is when a amishes horse goes nuts in town.Prepare to hear the words pa and pap around here.If you say a word with more than four syllables your considered a rocket scientist.

We stopped in Freeport Ohio and was scared by all the people outside gas station pumping gas while smoking.

by Thatohioboy January 29, 2017

Freezerburned Cookies

Describing the act of one man freezing his testicles until the pubes are sharp and stronger than a thousand needles. The man then rub his balls up and down his women until there is blood shown or until the man nuts.

Let's get freaky and freezer burn them cookies!!!!!

....maybe freezerburned cookies wasn't such a good idea.

by Grapefruit December 7, 2016

Freezer

The freezer move is what bored hung-over guys do to their friends to make themselves laugh and feel better. The freezer move is best done when laying on opposite ends of the couch. You grab your buddy's ankles and pull them towards you while jamming your big toe as far up their ass as you can. This movement causes their arms to fly out and they freeze in that position with a shocked look on their face.

Everyone laughed when I gave Jim the freezer move.

by 1 Nut Master 1 April 24, 2017

Freezergasm

The feeling of absolute pleasure when you stick your head in the freezer to cool off.

Jeff: Dude...I just had the best freezergasm EVER.
Joe: Wtf is a freezergasm?
Jeff: Here let me show you *proceeds to shove Joe in a freezer*

by StudlyBeargasm August 8, 2017

Freezer rust

When a dumbass lets a Dairy Queen ice cream cake melt and then put it back in the freezer, the cake gets freezer rust.

Why would you let the ice cream cake melt and put it back in the freezer last week, dumbass, now it has freezer rust

by Urban cowgirl December 23, 2017