Ford the River

Featured in the game, The Oregon Trail, fording the river is on of the most diabolical options ever created in the gaming world - aside from the plethora of wrong turns in The Water Temple. The root of its evil plays on the human characteristic of "It's impossible that I could flip my cart and lose 2 oxen, three times in a row." Oh, I assure you, it is VERY possible. You travel 3/4ths of the way across the river, and just when you think you're home free, disaster strikes. NEVER ford a river. NEVER.

Friend: We don't have money to spare, we have to ford the river!

Me: You're right. Let's do this. We have 3 oxen, 600 pounds of food, 100 bullets, and 4 sets of clothes. We CAN make it.

Both: Okay, easy.... easy... we've got it. we've got it! FUCK!

Game: Your cart has flipped. You have lost: 3 OXEN. 600 POUNDS OF FOOD. 100 BULLETS. 4 SETS OF CLOTHES.

Both: FUUUUUUUUCK *crying*

by Robert Downy Potato August 3, 2012

Rick Ford

From the movie 'Spy';someone who claims he /she can do close-to-impossible things

Dude 1:Hey man,you heard that bro over there died for five minutes then came back to life?

Dude 2: Hahaha bruh dont mess with him...he's Rick Ford

by KushShady May 10, 2016

Blasey-Ford

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.

Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 8, 2020

Harrison Ford

The 44th President of the United States.

Get The Hell Off My Plane" - Harrison Ford. The President. The Man.

by the_masked_magician00 November 4, 2004

Forde Todd

The greatest chess player of all time. (aka Mr.Rizz)

I wish I was Forde Todd so I could beat everyone in chess

by Halmarkman123 June 13, 2023

Lita Ford

Kick-ass metalhead who played on The Runaways, same band as Joan Jett back in the 70s. This amazing woman plays metal and really rocks the guitar! She played a hit song called "Close my eyes forever" vith Ozzy Osbourne from Black Sabbath.

Lita Ford's guitar riffs are incredible

by Airon13 July 23, 2014

Harrison Ford

The only actor whose career wasnt totally destroyed by being in star wars

Harrison Ford is still awesome

by Tony D V April 3, 2008