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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
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fluffy ferret

a elongated rat with a shit ton of fur that's soft to the touch but will bite if they get hyper. be warned
I just got a fluffy ferret! It's seeping away my life energy
by ElongatedRat December 3, 2020
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Ferret

Definition for Draco Malfoy. The little bouncing ferret 👱 ♂️
Person 1: Hey, look a ferret
Person 2: wow cool
You/Me : No,thats Draco the bouncing ferret
by Alex Malfoy 7 December 19, 2019
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toilet ferret

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012
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thy holy ferret

thy holy ferret and their food
by LingLing134 April 27, 2019
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Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.
Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn
by Osama laden October 27, 2016
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Pants Ferret

The ferret put in someone's pants in the act of ferret-legging, a popular game played by English coal miners in Yorkshire in which a ferret is inserted into one's pants, and kept there for as long as possible. Also my moniker, and a euphemism for a penis.
Damn, Jeffery has had that pants ferret in his ferret pants for a long time now.
by PantsFerret July 28, 2019
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