Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

Simply defining the action of "Beer Shits:" A phenomenon occurring when one drinks far to much of an alcoholic substance and discharges mass quantities of fecal matter.

" Hey friend, whilst celebrating the Holiday Season I indulged in far to much of the Devils Nectar; now I have Fecal Alcohol Syndrome."

by DrFunkadelicacy April 23, 2014

Fecal Fanatic

Simply put, a shit lover, someone who greatly enjoys anything to do with the stuff that comes out of the bung. Also could be spelled Phecal Phanatic referring to a shit lover from Philadelphia or actually anybody from Philadelphia.

Man, I Hot Carled that bitch and then she fucking ate it! What a fucking fecal fanatic!

by Chain Dawg December 28, 2005

Felaish

The act of oral sex from a female to a male. This usually involves a drunken state or an extremely slutty, penis hungry provider of such felaishable activities.

1. "Hey girls! Felaish Me!

2. Sam- oi harry did you get felaished last night?

Harry- Na man, it was only half, it was bleak

by livingston P Gerflagenfluffen June 22, 2010

feacal friction

The smell given off when human shit gets vigorously rubbed, often (but not always) during heavy anal pumping.

A guy on the bus today shat in his hand and masturbated with it.. you could smell the feacal friction....

by Zonal K September 25, 2018

Fecalfeliac

This word does not exist. The correct word is coprophiliac.

Mozart was a coprophiliac.

by Dick Jaws January 9, 2004

Falcar's Rule of Thumb

This is the Rule of Thumb invented on the VN Guineve DAOC message board.

Falcar's Rule States: You may date any age person ranging between 18 to Minus 5 years your Mother/Fathers age.

Bob: I like this chick, should I date her? She is a bit older than me. I mean, like in Cougar territory.

John: Well.. Falcar's Rule of Thumb man..

Bob: She is 6 years younger than my Mom, and I am 22.

John: You are Golden man.. Tag it.

by VN Person December 4, 2009

Fecal Grind

Instead of a grind on a skate board, one use there ass and leave fecal mater on the rail.

Did you see the Fecal Grind Mike did on that rail?

by Bundy_6 August 29, 2010