Fuck my shit

Any kind of bad break or bad luck.

"Fuck my shit" his king high straight beat my jack high.

by joseph greiman March 5, 2007

Fuck my shit

When you take a cool shaped shit, then freeze it and later, with a condom on it use it as a dildo or other sexually stimulating device.

"Aww kids! Look at this shit! It looks like a dick! Lets fuck my shit"

"OK Ma, I'll get the camera"

by fuck my shit May 6, 2008

shit fucked

when things are shitty and fucked up

Our government is shit fucked!

by acseg April 19, 2010

Shit Fuck

A phrase someone says when an event happens that isn't so serious but still pisses them off.

Man: *phone slides out of pocket and lands on kitchen floor* "Ah, Shit fuck!"

*phone was okay*

by Daddy Dustin November 4, 2019

Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart

An expression of extreme frustration or anger, or also known to be used by those alied with Tourettes Syndrome

"Fuck Shit Balls Ass Cock Tits Fart!"

by Vengefulmonk September 30, 2005

fuck nigga shit

When something is done to purposely annoy another person, usually one or more black people.

The War on Drugs is just George Bush on some fuck nigga shit.

by Showtime2k8 October 10, 2008

fucked my shit

To defeat, obliterate, destroy, harm, or damage.

Derived from the euphemism "to fuck up," and "shit,"defined as objects or belongings.
Synonyms: own, pwn

Not to be confused with fuck shit up

That chem exam fucked my shit. I failed for sure.

by thehurricane7 October 5, 2010