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signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms
▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart
▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.
▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite
▪️Loss of anything good in their lives
▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.
If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.
Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
signs and symptoms of the common Fent Ferret include but are not limited to:
▪️Nodding off
▪️Falling asleep, while standing, and or bent over
▪️Involuntary muscle contractions, and or spasms
▪️Habitually stealing from Walmart
▪️Habitually stealing from friends, family, neighbors, or anyone around with anything of any value.
▪️Loss of memory
▪️Loss of appetite
▪️Loss of anything good in their lives
▪️Ferrets may also spend a substantial amount of their lives incarcerated.
If you or a loved one is a ferret, there is hope for recovery. SAMHSA’s National Helpline, 1-800-662-HELP (4357) (also known as the Treatment Referral Routing Service), or TTY: 1-800-487-4889 is a confidential, free, 24-hour-a-day, 365-day-a-year, information service, in English and Spanish, for individuals and family members facing mental and/or substance use disorders. This service provides referrals to local treatment facilities, support groups, and community-based organizations.
Also visit the online treatment locator, or send your zip code via text message: 435748 (HELP4U) to find help near you. Read more about the HELP4U text messaging service.
Jane Doe: “Why is Beth B. bent over asleep at the Dollar General like that?”
John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”
Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
John Doe: “I saw her leaving the Fent dealer over in Oaklawn a few min ago…I guess she boosted some shit from Walmart to trade for some Fent…”
Jane Doe: “Oh shit. I didn’t realize Beth B. Was a Fent Ferret”
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