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every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate
by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021
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Every

We've known each other a long time. We've been on this planet for a long time. I mean, you and me. I could always rely on you. You could always rely on me. We're a team, a group. Group of the two of us. And we've spent our existence pretending that we aren't. I mean, the last few years, not really. And I would like to spend... I mean, if Gabriel and Beelzebub can do it, go off together, then we can. Just the two of us. We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?

Come with me... to Heaven. I'll run it, you can be my second in command. We can make a difference.

You can't leave this bookshop.

Oh, Crowley. Nothing lasts forever.

No. No, I don't suppose it does. Good luck.

Good luck? Crowley! Crowley, come back, to Heaven! Work with me! We can be together! Angels... doing good! I... I need you! I don't think you understand what I'm offering you.

I understand. I think I understand a whole lot better than you do.

Well... then there's nothing more to say.

Listen. Do you hear that?

I don't hear anything.

That's the point. No nightingales.
You idiot. We could have been... us.
EVERY

I... I forgive you.
Don't bother.
I just rewatched Every for the fiftieth time. It's crowver.
by skeleboy January 10, 2024
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every night sis

An amazing piece of music made by the one and only rice gum and that hot girl Alyssa violet. This song is a response to Jake paul(a secret pedophile) some Spanish man's and a random guy from the city of England's song every day bro.
Wow that every night sis girl is hot
by Compton July 1, 2017
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17th of every month

Good bro: Bro what are you doing in my ass hole it’s the October 17th you’re Supposed to be in your girlfriend today not me

You: oh my bad I got the 17th and 18th mixed up.
Good bro: it’s all good you have the 17th of every month with her one time with me
by Donaldfuck October 17, 2019
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@every

@everyone @here
by spamm1847 November 17, 2020
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