Eugene Oregon

she was never interested with you to begin with. if she texted you this and you're confused so you came here, just stop trying bro

Person 1: "Hey! I'm really excited for our date tonight"
Person 2: "Hey, I don't think I can make it anymore."
Person 1: "Oh no, is everything okay?"
Person 2: "Eugene Oregon."

by roneallm August 29, 2024

Eugene

The most sweetest and kind boy out there.Has a heart of gold and is so loyal.He will bend over backwards to make sure your having a good day.Has the cutest smile and prettiest eyes.You will want a Eugene in your life.Trusttt mee💓

Mom:So what’s his name hun?
Girl:It’s Eugene

Mom:ahhh sounds like a sweet boy

by BAbrbtbynded September 24, 2021

Eugene

Eugene is a fart knocker from Phillipsburg, who was born from a turd with corn in it, floating down the Delaware River. He is sexy, smart, an amazing DJ and wears overalls to church. You piss him off, he will shit in your mouth and smack yo ass with a vacuum. He doesn’t put up with shit, especially yours, you old fucking kook. He’s loud, unmannered and fucking hotter than your mom. Hold the beef, he’s vegan.

You’re such a Eugene.

by Bitcheugene November 23, 2021

Eugene

This is a very down to earth person who really loves keeping to himself, not leaving out the fact that he’s incredibly handsome and smart, when girls like him he never gets the hint.

Damn, why wouldn’t Eugene notice me

by George Shawn November 23, 2021

Eugene

Has a sense of humour most people don't. Is usually caring and protective towards people he cares for. Treasure friendships alot. Drawn to tattoos. Talkative and approachable. Usually capable in what they're doing, and well loved by others. Can be stubborn at times. Generous with people he cares for.

Let's all be a Eugene

by C.R.K.LKL November 21, 2021

Eugene

A cute hot guy that you knew was your soulmate as it was love at first sight. He has a Korean background and many many friends, he is very athletic while also smart and loves reading books. He shares similar interests as you but has too many (girl)friends and you are afraid of rejection.

PLEASE EUGENE!! FALL IN LOVE WITH MEE

"You have a crush on Eugene?"

Me "For sure"

by fall in love wth me December 30, 2021

Eugene

A weird guy who looks like an egg and never goes outside.
“Kid, you crossed the line.”-Eugene

Eugene is a special type of human or shall I call an egg

by GdXyhd July 13, 2024