Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

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roan eugene

Literally the best guy ever! KNows how to make you feel better, and can always make you laugh. Even though he is a bit on the sarcastic side, he makes an amazing boyfriend, brother and son. Extremly smart, and fantastic and witty and amazing and also has a big....brain. Easy to love, and you'll never forget him.

Person A: OMG she is so lucky!!
Person B: Why?!?
Person A: She is dating Roan Eugene!!!
Person B:.....LUCKY!!!

by rara4612 May 12, 2012

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Eugene Akanite

Persons who do not properly vet sources. Similar persons who were convinced Easy-E was injected with HIV, and Kyrie Irving was joining the Los Angeles Lakers during the 2023 trade deadline.

Don’t Eugene Akanite yourself and check the sources and facts before making false claims.

by misterrightmoew March 16, 2023

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