An Ethan is typically a middle school band nerd who thinks that they are better than they really are.
Wowzers that Ethan is really scaring me right now, he looks like he is about to shank me with his clarinet.
by price of rice April 18, 2017

An fuckin asshole who threatens to kick you out of a clan. Never trust an Ethan. Ethans are also addicted to sharks.
That Ethan is such an asshole
by Wizard stuff September 14, 2018

A guy who is always on the bottom on the leaderboard of people. He has a little secret something in his pants, Its wider than it is longer. He has long hair and is 1000000% white origin. Don't forget Ethan is vertically fat. So he can reach things for you. And he likes
cookies. A very epicccc gamer and a memergamerlitfamdab
cookies. A very epicccc gamer and a memergamerlitfamdab
by Thatguydodo June 3, 2019

ethan sucks at fortnite and always ends up sucking on some blue cheese when push comes to shove, he can always charm over people with his succulent buttery toes
ethan
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

by MonkeyMaster4420 August 24, 2022

The toiletwater 5 who wants to learn literally fucking every champ in the game and is shit at all of them
Ethan- Manages to bit shit at everything he does
Person 1- Have you seen ethan's leona
Person 2- Yeah he want 0 and 21
Person 3- Nah that cannot be real he goes 0 and 3000000 every game and has -iq
Person 1- Have you seen ethan's leona
Person 2- Yeah he want 0 and 21
Person 3- Nah that cannot be real he goes 0 and 3000000 every game and has -iq
by rapist266 June 3, 2021
