Missing Time Experience

The feeling of spontaneously moving from one point in time to another one much later knowing you were there, but with no recollection of any of the events in between. May or may not be brought on by chemical abuse. Can be caused by a significant Teflon Moment.

Also used as a place holder for a missing memory.

Most of my college weekends are a Missing Time Experience.

by Claybabe2k December 30, 2009

the Jake and Gordy experience

two cool kids in my english class who made up a band and everyone thinks it is funny. rock on guys

the jake and gordy experience is the bese pseudo-band ever

by j-rob mad fresh June 18, 2010

Talking from experience

When a person attempts to insult another person, however the insult actually pertains to the person insulting, they are talking from experience. More specifically this is calling psychological projection, however a more loose yet fitting phrase would be "talking from experience".

Some wannabe cyberbullies were acting hard and calling people gay, but we all knew they were just talking from experience.

by P2Ruffian July 23, 2010

Near Deaf Experience

When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.

Well, Key$ha is a lot louder then Passion Pit. I just had a near deaf experience.

by Mopsynator June 30, 2010

Out of water experience

When a turd rises its bald brown head above the water in the toilet. Something to be proud of if you are into that. Go figure.

I had the most outrageous out of water experience in the restaurant bathroom, I left it there for the next guy to admire.

by Gojai August 29, 2017

Out of Office Experience

When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.

Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.

Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"

- Sometime Later -

Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"

by Ternal May 20, 2011

Pro Baseball Experience

Lit ass simulation baseball league

That Pro Baseball Experience discord was straight banging today

by Moe Willis October 26, 2020