eli

eli always has a large erect penis if you don’t trust just find out

dude my penis is getting fuckin huge like my name is eli

by notelihand May 17, 2022

The Eli

When a guy surround himself with good people yet pushes them all away because everyone’s ball are bigger then his even then women.

Hi I’m Eli we can’t be friends because you stand up for the right thing.because I’m the Eli

by MrE1221 May 28, 2022

Elis

He is a small man typically gets hurt or hurts other he is a go kart scientist. An Elis is also known to get horribly drunk and start screaming references to rick and morty such as 'that was the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty, now its got a hole in it'. Sometimes if Elis is really drunk he starts to embrace his ture sexual orientation he loves to fuck men with out consent. Some say you can hear him fapping all night long. He also sings in a boys choir, if you asked him nicely he would probably become a castrati. Sometimes at the bar he gets drunk at he gets really horny because of this he is watching.

have come out of the closet yet 'Elis'? Do you still go to the gay bar Elis? Man that Elis guy is ugly. Elis is kinda good at meth.

by Sppedy December 6, 2021

eli

Very cool person and likes big boobies

My name is eli and I like boobies.

by bigckcomaster2000000 February 17, 2022

Eli

Best person ever in the history of the universe. He's awesome man

"Eli's my favourite person ever"

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Eli

Always gets on peoples nerves and would rather stay home play with his hair than play with his friends. Also he bugs girls about their periods

Eli! you're such a fag!

by doratheexplorer#3 May 8, 2018

Eli

the cute gay boy that always makes you laugh, fits in with your friend group just right, and always knows what to say. he's a player with a flamboyant sexy attitude, that makes you want to hug him. he's such a twink he even has an ear piercing and side bangs, so you know he wants the d. eli's always flirting with gay guys and even straight ones, but none of them mind. he can still talk philosophically and is really smart, but prefers to goof around and take some dicks once in a while.

I really hope Eli approves of my outfit!

I really like Eli, but I don't know if he likes me,

Eli's really sexy, i'd hit that.

honestly though, even though i'm straight, i'd fuck him.

by WutTheFuk November 1, 2018