brown eyed breakfast

The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.

I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.

by FAGATRON69 May 18, 2017

Bug Eyed Nancy

A hard turd lodged in your anus, but once dislodged becomes an explosive fecal fountain

Man, my butt is stretched out from that bug eyed Nancy.

by acreamsmile May 17, 2017

Black Eyed Peas

A former trio that decided to ruin their talent by adding a mediocre singer who can only bring ONE thing to their resume: commercial success.

Their first two albums prove that BEP had a whole lot of talent and, most importantly, ORIGINALITY.

Their third album had some good songs too, but now they're just bullshit. "boom boom pow" and "my humps"...WTF is this?

Old BEP FTW!

Black Eyed Peas fan: OMG IM SHAKIN MAH ASS TO DAT MY HUMPS SONG DAAAAAAYUM FERGIE DA BESSSS

Me: Cool story...

by OldBEPFTW February 9, 2010

Black Eyed Peas

1) n. What company executives use when they want to feature people of color in their commercials.

Hmm... how will we apeal to today's young African-American market without losing caucasian customers... I know! We'll get the BEP! There's a group of blacks that white people can enjoy!

by Mr. Stabby March 17, 2005

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011

Green Eyed Stare

A rock-ish band that is relatively slow, playing more ballad-like songs, where the vocalist has semi-synthesized voice.

Plays songs like "I Don't Believe" and "Here I Go"

"What was that band that we just met? Purple Footed Grin?"
"Green Eyed Stare?"
"Right, that one."

by BaldurThor August 19, 2009

One-Eyed Bill

When a man is on top of a woman having sex and is so drunk that only one eye is open.

I was having sex with this dude last night and he was totally doing a one-eyed Bill

by Jem Bot August 19, 2009