Desk Pop

When you accidentally/prematurely shoot your load during sex.
Sex with Amy was great, but I had a desk pop and now she won't text me back.
by dp4vp April 20, 2018
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A riddle. From the Lewis Carroll classic, Alice In Wonderland. Carroll himself said "the riddle has no answer, unless it does. But it doesn't, however it might." the riddle is unsolved, except in China. They know everthing. It is often used to confuse or befuddle a friend.
Adam:"So why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Charles: O.o
by Almost Alice June 06, 2010
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Dropped Desk

He just dropped desk on her.
by Droppin' Desk All Night February 10, 2009
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Desk Liquor

The secret stash of liquor, vodka, whiskey, etc., that is stored in one's desk to pull out and drink as needed for extremely stressful days at the office.
Today has been rough so I think I'm going to have a shot of my desk liquor to relax.
by The_Sunn May 19, 2017
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Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the learning experience.
by Squirrel Murphy August 27, 2009
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Desk hemorrhoid

Piles of stuff accumulating on your desk.
by Rachelisawesome January 08, 2010
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Orc Desk

(Magyarul, Ork pad)
In the Balcanic country of Hungary,
when a student is really ugly and/or too smelly for being in the same room as the other classmates during class or while taking an exam, if the teachers sees the need for it, the student has to carry his/her desk to outside of the classroom, and write his/her notes or continue the exam there.
The teachers will usally say 'Te kint írod mert te Ork vagy!' (You write outside 'cause you're an Orc!) when they see the need for this action.
It's usally occurs during exams, because the teachers don't want the smelly and/or ugly student to distract the attention of other fellow students
Teacher: Na te kint írod mert te egy Ork vagy!
Studnet: *Takes his desk outside of the room and continues taking the exam in the Orc desk*
by P.J. Jackson May 15, 2024
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