Deny if Possible

A phrase your neighbor advises you to use when you are caught by your spouse with your pants down with the above mentioned neighbor.
“Fuck, fuck! Stop!”

What’s wrong with it?!”

“She’s home!”

“Deny if possible.”

“You’re busted assholes.” - Doorbell camera
by freshprinceofsteveforest April 18, 2023
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Denis

Really loving and nice to you at first. He will probably lose interest and cheat on you shortly afterwards. He'll make you never want to be around men ever again.
Someone: My ex cheated on me 7 times and now he's crying on my carpet.
Me: His name is Denis, isn't it?
by forrealonmomma22 November 21, 2021
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Denys

We Note: Denys is a living legend.

Denys does not have armpit fat. but may have fat in other places. Mute Paul!!! Denys is trying not listen to himself talk.

Denys has a friend called Myrtle, she's not a turtle. But they like to bumsquat together, it is nice.

Rob is really regretting joining this call...

Denys likes fish and chips from Loo and radiators and he's not bald.

Denys came from Whales but Whales is closed :( Now Denys is stuck in the loo.

The end. (But he is very brave)
Be like Denys
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020
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Deni

Deni is stupid and the best guy a girl could have. Don't lose your stupid deni or you will regret it. Eventually you gonna be able to marry this handsome,sweet,fat-ass man.

The kinda guy you will spend the rest of your life with.
Girl: Hey Who's that?
Boy: Tha's my stupid wholesome fat-ass friend Deni!
Girl: He's kinda hot
Boy: Yeah i like him too

Girl: *oh shi he's gay*
by Lojaba November 21, 2021
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Dayne Denis

Dayne denis is a ROBLOX youtuber who makes unfunny roblox videos and he likes to switch his girls around faster than the flash.
Dayne denis is such a simp.
by makaalallalal November 5, 2020
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Denis Brogniart

AH !
Hello I'm Denis Brogniart
by Voldanno September 4, 2017
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Deni

Deni Is The Hottest Guy on The Earth, Hes Sexy He Goes To An School Named Tiurleiken Skole. Hes White Hes An Lover He Is The greatest Gamer on The Earth He Plays Valorant Roblox, And Is Born On 20 August.
by Darkwebisfunandgreat December 9, 2022
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