A person who is the definition of retard. Daniel's exist only to make all your other nonexistent friends seem good, these rodent looking creature are incapable of being normal human fucking beings and will annoy you just by standing within a 10km radius of you. Sitting in the same room as a Daniel will cause clinical insanity and retarded thoughts similar to those of the Daniel. Traits of a Daniel include: Being a fuckhead, being a fuckhead and being a fuckhead. If you spot a Daniel in it's nature habitat call 000 and do not approach as it will bite. To remain safe from these creatures here are some details that will help identify a Daniel.
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
1. Daniels have a distinct smell of rotting eggs and dick cheese
2. There face looks similar to a mouldy walnut
3. There chode will always be erect and is 9 times the size of a normal male penii (the size of there shlong is in compensation for their lack of all brain matter)
Guy 1: Oi mate, is that Daniel?
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
Guy 2: Fark it is too.
Guy 1: Fuckin run ya dumb cunt, he cumming toward us!
Guy 2: FUCKKK!
Daniel: ooga booga
Guy 1: Da FuK?!
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Daniel: “Hey man, what do ya need?”
Jeremy: “I need you to do a favor!”
Daniel: “What do you need me to do?”
Jeremy: “I need some money. I’ll pay you back I promise!”
Daniel: “How much”
Jeremy leans into his ear and whispers, “I will need Tree Fitty.”
Daniel then realized this wasn’t his friend Jeremy and it was a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. He also realized Jeremy is 8 stories tall. And that is the encounter with the Lochness Monster.
Jeremy: “I need you to do a favor!”
Daniel: “What do you need me to do?”
Jeremy: “I need some money. I’ll pay you back I promise!”
Daniel: “How much”
Jeremy leans into his ear and whispers, “I will need Tree Fitty.”
Daniel then realized this wasn’t his friend Jeremy and it was a crustacean from the Paleolithic Era. He also realized Jeremy is 8 stories tall. And that is the encounter with the Lochness Monster.
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