DILF

Dad in law forever

Man my boyfriends dad is a Dilf (dad in law forever)!!

by I’mampm May 5, 2023

dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023

Dilf

Dad I would like to f

Friend: what are you watching?
Me: oh I’m looking at a Dilf
Friend: wait isn’t that just Johnny depp?
Me: umm yeah what about it 🤨

by Daddydepp August 1, 2023

Dilf

Dad I would like to fuck

That man’s a dilf

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023

Dilf

Damn I love fortnite

Dylan loved dilf

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021

Dilf

A daughter i’d like to fuck

Yo your a dilf not gonna lie 😋

by Ryancoombes07 May 26, 2020

DILF

DILF is an acronym for "Dad I'd Like to Fuck". This refers to a sexually attractive older guy who usually has kids. (Hence the "dad" part).

Sorren: Bro your dad is a total DILF!

Teyare: W- what?

Sorren: Dad I'd Like to Fuck.

Teyare: Don't say that!

Sorren: I'm not kidding! If he wasn't your dad I would TOTALLY screw him!

by WiltedRose February 17, 2020