kiss a basketball boy day

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)

It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!

by Cravally October 23, 2019

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First Day Of School

Argueably the most anxiety producing day of school. It marks the end of your Summer vacation and the beggining of a long nine monthes back in the system. You have to readjust your sleeping habbits from sleeping in to getting up at the crack of dawn. Not that you'll get to sleep early, you'll spend most of the night anxiously pondering the awaiting day. All in all, it's not that bad. You get to catch up with friends you havn't seen over the Summer and there's hardly any work on the first day.

I'm writing this at 9:45 A.M and tommorow is the first day of school. Goodbye Summer!

by MarmaladeSkies August 23, 2009

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jason day

A day which consists of eating pesto pasta, watching youtube and playing fortnite. The intention is to be productive and work but realistically, it never happens. People who indulge in jason days are usually greek or have greek connections (i.e. a greek house mate)

Luke: Hi Jack, what is your plan for the day?
Jack: Alright Luke, probably going to have a jason day I haven't had pesto in a while.

by ilikeherbutshehasboyfriend March 12, 2018

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Ouzenhainger Day

The holiday that is everyday of every year of every year. It is also on every holiday.

Bill: Guess what day is it today?
Joe: I don’t know, what?
Bill: Happy Ouzenhainger Day!

by Oh Word Nona Nona Narva May 25, 2018

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Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.

Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020

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