Dababy Sussy Amongus School

This school can be found on google maps, and is definitely a real school where people go to receive the highest education on Dababy and Amongus. In fact, this school is so good that it takes only 2 years to graduate instead of 4. In your first year at the school, you learn all about Dababy and how to say LESSS GOOOOO exactly like he does. In your second year, you will learn all about the popular game Among Us and how to always recognize the sus imposter along with how to do all of the crewmate's tasks.

Overall, there is no higher level of education then that available at Dababy Sussy Amongus School. What are you waiting for? Apply now!
(This is not an advertisement for Dababy Sussy Amongus School. All funds generated by Dababy Sussy Among Us School will be donated to the Sus Imposter Fund, a non-profit organization dedicated to finding all of the sus imposters on the planet and ejecting them into space)

Person 1: Wow! I learned so much from my time in high school! Now I am fully prepared to go to college and get a job!
Person 2: How? Haven't you only been going to school for 2 years?
Person 1: That's right! At Dababy Sussy Amongus School, you learn all about Dababy and Among Us which are undoubtedly important things to know! And this school provides such a quality education that after only 2 years I know all I need to in order to succeed in the real world!
Person 2: Damn, I need to apply to Dababy Sussy Amongus School

by anonymous May 24, 2021

damage plan

dimebag darryl (formely of pantera) new band. not as good as pantera was in my opinion, but then again they only made one album before dimebags tragic death.
R.I.P. dimebag darryl.

a sad day in metal history, when dimebag darryl abbot was shot in the face six times by some crazy ass motherfucker at a nightclub while he was playing a song. what the fuck!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

collateral damage

This phenomenon occurs when you drop a turd and the impact of the poo on the water sprays your butt-cheeks with a mocha coloured combination of dookie and toilet water. Most of the time collateral damage occurs when slaying diarrhea, since the glugy like substance enters the water at a fast rate thus creating alot of spray. Furthermore collateral damage occurs when taking a huge, but clean and fast individual log that enters the water in such a manner that it creates a fluctuation in water surface sending water particles to your ass. This is a weird sensation and is most effectively avoided by laying a thin layer of toilet paper in the toilet giving your beazley a smooth landing surface. Also this phenomenon can be avoided by dropping a grogan, which is a marvel if achieved since only the strong and the wise can do this.

"My ass is wetter than an indonesian swamp after that collateral damage"

"I just slopped the fattest diarrhea which caused monstrous collateral damage"

"Theres collateral damage all over the bathroom wall after i dropped that insane beazley!"

by beazley ripper ft. G napes May 25, 2010

Damage

When someone calls out another for being a poser, or posturing to look like someone else.

"I see you have dyed yr hair black."
"Yeah, Cassidy ...what about it."
"You have Morticia Addams damage, right? You think yr her right?"
"Just shut up, Cassidy."

by Babydoll75 February 26, 2019

dabawenyo

meaning someone from davao city philippines, home of the chillest and most down to earth people youll ever meet next to the ilokanos. haha.

Pare, dabawenyo ka?

Oo tol, dabawenyo ko.

by BiSaYa BoIiZz PARE June 30, 2011

Dabbath

The Dabbath falls on every Sunday of the year. It is a time where friends gather with giant bags of marijuana to create weed budder. The rest of The Dabbath is spent smoking this budder and celebrating life. Also known as a day when no work is done, just weed/budder/oil smoking.

Zach: Fuck yeah Dabbath tomorrow!
Rob: Yehh man I got an ounce to pitch.

by RollinZone April 28, 2013

krollateral damage

to inadvertently cause harm to a loved one through your own thoughtless and/or venial and/or petty actions against someone else.

suzie's mom became the krollateral damage after suzie's ex forwarded her the photos that suzie sent him of her balling her new dude.

(named for the now-infamous chuck kroll, who got his wife fired from 1-800-flowers after sending a death threat using her company email account.)

by aarrgghh August 12, 2008