turtle curtain

When a females vagina is infected, and shows green "puss" or pustules, aka a diseased meat curtain

So I met this hot chick in the bar, and when I took off her pants I noticed the bitch was sporting a nasty turtle curtain

by Vann June 18, 2006

Meat Curtains

open her meat curtains and enjoy the view

by mia cunt May 11, 2003

beef curtains

a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter

hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains

by grimsoldier December 2, 2004

Curtain Rod

Usually a guy named Zachary. Has a dent in his fore head. Sucks his own cock. Pisses off people named Taylor. Doesn't know how to turn off his brights in the car. Likes to play with belly-button lint. Rubs belly when nervous. Always needs food.

Curtain Rod: Sup Shorthorn?

by your.loving.fans July 7, 2010

meaty curtains

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia

I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed

by Gas passer August 25, 2003

Could Be Curtains

A phrase meaning that something could be over, as in when curtains fall at the end of a show

Jonny-"The Phillies are down 10-0 in the 9th inning."

A.J.-"Could be curtains for the Phillies!"

by AJtheIceman October 8, 2011

Cum curtain

When you have a sex session with your partner so many times and blow your load and they don't clean out. It creates a build of cum in front of testicles hanging down from dong, creating a cum curtain

Man we fucked so much I ended up with a cum curtain

by Rawdawgger 20 June 24, 2017