turtle curtain

When a females vagina is infected, and shows green "puss" or pustules, aka a diseased meat curtain

So I met this hot chick in the bar, and when I took off her pants I noticed the bitch was sporting a nasty turtle curtain

by Vann June 18, 2006

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Meat Curtains

open her meat curtains and enjoy the view

by mia cunt May 11, 2003

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beef curtains

a lady's labia
originated in Viz comic, probably in a 'Rude Child' cartoon as did fanny batter

hey Gloria, show us your beef curtains

by grimsoldier December 2, 2004

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Usually a guy named Zachary. Has a dent in his fore head. Sucks his own cock. Pisses off people named Taylor. Doesn't know how to turn off his brights in the car. Likes to play with belly-button lint. Rubs belly when nervous. Always needs food.

Curtain Rod: Sup Shorthorn?

by your.loving.fans July 7, 2010

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meaty curtains

British Slang refering to a female's genitalia

I parted her meaty curtains put my wood to bed

by Gas passer August 25, 2003

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The Curtain Rod

When a relationship goes bad and you want it to end fast, you fuck her in the ass, blow you load, then pull out your shit ridden cock and wipe it off on her curtains... then leave.

I wanted to break up with Jane last night , but the bitch gave me such a hard time about it..
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....

by brooklyncityvinny April 30, 2014

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